Yuma's Local Dating Service

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I am legendary baby. I haven't brushed my teeth in a month or two, haven't showered in a week and I've been pissing blood for a few months now.

I only bang hot bitches with no cellulite.

Just an Ole Country Boy, with Country Ideals & Values Raised On A Ranch, Spent most of my Adult Life Working for or with Farmers & Ranchers. (Flying as an Ag Pilot)I look at My life as the Glass is Half full. I Was raised in A very Loving, giving, Family Setting, Where All the Community of Neighbors Helped each other any Time it Was needed. Honesty was a way of life for Every one, We Never Locked Our Doors Or Took the Keys Out Of Our Vehicles. It instilled a different set of values in Me than most People Go By in this Day & age. I Very much Love the Company of & Like to spend Lots of time with a Sexy Passionate, Amorous Lady that's Ready 24-7!!!Enjoy showing city kids that want to learn!!, All the Beautiful Things the Outdoors & Country has to See & Offer or Any one else that really Wants to learn What ever Craft I have, If They Will APPLY Themselves. I enjoy teaching or helping them in any way I can. I Like Dogs, Horses, Cows & most all other Animals, Rodeos, Bull Riding, Brandings, Flea Markets, Swap Meets, Garage Sales, Classical Cars, Motorcycles, Antique Tractors, Garden Tractor Pulls, Hunting, Fishing, Boating, Water Skiing, Dancing, Snowmobiling & Flying. I Love Beautiful Sunrises, Sunsets, Little Children, Old Dogs & Watermelon Wine. I Believe in Honesty, Doing What One Says & Being on Time. Helping Friends & Honesty Are A Way of Life to me. I Believe in People Having Manners & Practicing Them. A World Where Women & Children Are to Be Revered & Protected!!Not Abused!! & All Women Are Treated As Ladies, Until They Have Proven themselves to be otherwise. Never Had a Tuxedo on in my life, only Suit I have ever had was the one That I got in the Army, Never wore one since. If a sport jacket & pants are not good enough for the occasion, I do not need to go. Do not care for the Opera, The Arts, Theater, or any other High flouting Thing. I am still & always will be Just an Ole Country Boy!! I live by the Ideals That All The Money In the World Is not going to change any thing & Sure Will Not get you past St.Peter!! The only thing in this World That You Change Or accomplish Is the Values & Character you have Instilled in your Children, Your Friends & the people you Have Touched & helped, They are the only Legacy that really matters!! It is A Given That this is all the Man Upstairs Looks At!! So if these qualities Interest You & are are up your Alley Give ME a Shout!!!!

I am an outdoorsy type of person. i like fourwheeling, camping, bon fires, fishing, boating, ect... i also enjoy staing in and watching movies.

well I new to the Yuma area. I sill be stationed here soon. I am in the USMC. I love to meet new people and go to new places. I guess it is one of the reasons I joined. I love to drive around and act a fool. I want to get a degree in computer science and business or what ever catches my interest when I go back to school. I have a mixed cultured back ground which makes it easy for me to get along with anyone. I have been told I am a good person and a great listener. I love my family even how messed up they are. I love to just drive around and explore the world one mile at a time. I can drive for hours if I could. I listen to just about any kind of music. I have a eclectic taste of music from growing up in Louisiana. Yes I am a southern boy but I am unique individual because of the location I grew up in. I love south east Louisiana because I have the best of both the country and the city life to make me who I today.

Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I joined OkCupid very recently. This space is where I'll express myself soon though. If you'd like to know more about me, please send me a message. This is the default essay OkCupid fills in for new users who haven't written about themselves yet.

Trying to meet new people to hang out with and stuff like that.
I work a 8 hour shift everyday and don't work on the weekend, But currently working midnight shift, that should be changing soon so meh.

I'm a really friendly guy so don't be afraid to speak up or whatever, i never get mad at anything so don't worry about that.

I can honestly say I've never met anyone like me before. I grew up in CT, and have since journyed to places like France, Italy, Japan, MS, Afghanistan and now AZ. I pride myself on being a man of my word and reaching out to others. I hate to be generic and love thinking out of the box when it comes to finding things to do.

I've recently graduated from the U of A with a Bachelor of Science degree in veterinary science and a minor in chemistry. I love animals and plan on becoming a vet some day soon. I just moved to a different city and am incredibly disappointed. I like hanging out and watching movies and tv shows, then quoting said movies and tv shows. I'll discuss/argue/debate anything you bring up. I'm always striving to know more. I like to go to bars and hang out, have a few drinks and dance. If it sounds fun, exciting or interesting, I'm up for it.

I work as a vet tech here in Yuma. I have been doing that for the past 6 years. I have a degree in Zoology with a minor in history

I love NPR!! I've gotten to be rather political in my old age. I am very liberal, and love discussing ideas with anyone as long as they are civil and logical and are not Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh or fashion themselves after any of those three "people" (I use that term loosely as they are bi-pedal mammals who have learned how to use tools)

I lived in Antarctica for awhile which was awesome! It wasn't as cold as I thought and yes, I did see penguins. I got to go camping in -34F degree weather, ice fishing, cross-country skiing on the ocean and almost died just a mere 1 time

Check it out now-I'm just sayin
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Hiya ladies and gentlemen....
My name is Lisa, I live in Yuma (ugh.) I just finished getting my associates and I'm focusing on getting a job and getting the hell outta here.

Music is my life. I don't know what I would do without it. I love movies... I'm not a big fan of TV just because of all the crap that is on it nowadays... and I probably haven't seen a proper TV show in about 4 months.

I love reading and writing and doing photography.

I basically think I'm awesome... call it cocky, or even annoying but thats just me :)

well im new to yuma and moved here about 6 mo ago really like it here and i have a great job... work is very important to me... so if u dont like that dont bother also i enjoy quiet time with others watchin movies making special dinners for someone special and on ocation haveing romantic evenings... i also enjoy going places and traveling my family lives all over the country and i like to visit.... so anything else just ask im really easy to talk to

Im just an average run of the mill DJ. I love the sound of a new beat that gets people on the dance floor. I also enjoy getting crazy on the dance floor. Enjoy a lot of movies. From comedy to scary movies. All the way to Adventure movies as well. Im not skinny but I am also not fat. Im about average I think.

Well i am what my names says a great guy who is newly single and looking for someone who wants go movies and dinner and make time for me.I am a real easy guy to please and never fight.I like to chat talk and IM.So if your chill and drama free message me.You must be single also or wont add ya.My intrest are UFC,video games and chilling with friends and family.I love country music but into alot of diff kind of music.My fav is mariah carey and kenny chesney.Movies well I like comedys thrillers and action drama.So im open and can watch chick flixs with no problems.Well thats bit bout me so message me if ur intrested in chatting or if local can go out sometime.Again please be single.Anything else ask.well be waiting for u.bye

i'm just another guy on a dating site... or, am i???????
ladies, if you are just looking for sex, i'm not just a piece of meat... i'm a piece of meat with idaho potato balls! ha ha ha
there... i scored over 200 caracter self summary. not bad, eh?

Well im 19, i love to laugh, have fun and be adventurous. Im a very loving person and I LOVE LOVE LOVE animals and babies. I can be pretty random and sarcastic and hyper but I just love to be happy and make other people happy!

I moved to Yuma from Cali a few months ago and need to reacquaint myself with the area. I like to keep busy, but I like to get out when I can. I like to go out dancing and to the movies with friends. I'm one of those "try anything once" kind of people. LOL. I guess I can blame my former years of being a band geek for it. It helped me learn to be open minded.

IM 28 YEAR OLD MALE BROWN HAIR, HAZEL GREEN YEYS, 5'11, AND 165 POUNDS. I LIKE TO GO OUT SHOOT POOL AND HAVE SOME DRINKS, AND ALSO LIKE CAMPING, FISHING, AND SKATEBOARDING LOOKING FOR A WOMEN READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

Am easy person,loving,straighforward,caring,nice,intelligent,god fearing and funny.

I am 47 but with the gray hair most people contend that I am older. Since one is supposed to find something positive about everything, I will tell you that I often get the senior discount without even being asked if I qualify. Kinds of makes you smile and cry at the same time but that 10% feels good!
Just looking to have honest conversations about general life with people and hopefully aquire some friendships along the way. In the end, same as most other people on this site, I would like to kindle a relationship. Unless things have changed since I started dating years ago that would mean that it all starts with friendship. So that's why I am here and if I get only a friend from this site, then I will be perfectly satisfied.

i have had changes in my life over the last couple of weeks that were unexpected, unplanned and a most beautiful surprise.
i believe Everything happens for a reason.

Everything.

Including the people we meet, talk with and share our hearts with. i appreciate and treasure all the great conversations and times shared.

He has axed His way in, swept me off my feet, thrown me over His shoulder and wants to carry me down the aisle to be His....

i am happily on my way.

Hey there! Dont have too much to say, but if you want to get to know me, email me at sidpwnznubs@yahoo.com Im outgoing, and like to have fun. I'm tall, athletic, blonde, sexually intense, idk what else to say. I'm up for anything, if you want sex, or anything of the sort, you came to the right guy. Let me know huh?

Recently divorced and looking for fun with no strings attached!!!!!!!!1

I enjoy a great meal so I need to be careful and not gain too much weight. I want to stay active and am willing to try new things that will not hurt too much! I moved to Yuma a couple of years ago from Indiana...just not interested in cold, freezing, snowy, cloudy winters. I spent too many years living and working in those conditions.

Okay well lets see.... My name is Rebecca im 20 and i live in yuma arizona. I work and go to school. I like to go out with my friends have some fun, dancing, drink a lil and sometimes just chill.

Hi, Thanks for checking out my profile, I love anything to do with being outdoors and by the water. "must be warm out though" I lead a pretty quiet life, just pretty much running a home computer repair and sales business. I was born and raised in the south and brought up with good southern values, I have 3 kids, none lives with me. Enjoy going out, but also love a good movie and a bottle of wine on the couch, If you'd like to know more about me, just ask....

I just moved here recently, and so far I haven't been able to find much going on. I love science, and never stop questioning things. Sometimes I drive around wearing a cowboy hat as a sort of joke, but no one besides me seems to get it

Interests
enjoy life

About Me

live life
continue my education / degree and keep learning

I love to smile and laugh

music
whatever rocks and feels good with a cool beat or classic some country

(THOUGHTS)
Well it's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, the car you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind
this I've come to know
So if you agree, have a drink with me
Raise your glasses for a toast

To a little bit of chicken fried

Not sure how to describe myself, so will do it how my friends see me. I like to laugh and have good sense of humor. I am involved in my church and my faith is important to me. I like to create (organize, decorate, come up with new ideas), socialize, but also value my alone time. Love to read, cook, and travel. I recently took a trip to the Lake District of England to go hiking for a week and am already wondering about another trip.

i do not judge people by their race or color,i take life as it comes and i let go of the past and focus on the future.

i am a single divorced mother , i have been married 2 times,both didnt survive because general guidelines were broken that could not be mended, i have a child so i have no room in my life for people who are not serious about life or other, i am for the most part honost and very open, i am not afraid to share or talk about anything, eventhough some topics are more difficult than others i hope that that wont be an issue, i am an open person so i do not hide my feelings or ideas from others, and i hope that i can be with someone who can communicate the same, i am very passionate and outgoing, i get along with pretty much everyone but there are selected few in this world i cannot tolerate
i do not have pets but i love dogs, cats and furry animals,but i am not crazy about reptiles or insects

I am an outgoing person who is a people person, loves the outdoors and sports. I love to laugh and enjoy life! I'm non judgemental and do not care to be around those who are. I enjoy most outdoor activities such as camping,horseback riding,playing softball and so much more. I consider myself to be a refined tomboy who likes to get down and dirty but look cute while doing so. I am a mother of three grown boys who are men now but will always be my boys who are now building lives for themselves. I am a grandmother of one 3 yr old minnie me who is the light of my sunshine. I am a family person and love family gatherings. I am a happy woman who loves who I am and how I am. And that is knowing i am not perfect and never will be and that is what makes me me!

I'm romantical, funny and driven. I ride bikes. I love music. I love to read. I get artistic at times.

Well, I was born in Anchorage, Alaska. Alaska will always be home for me. I went to High School in Renton, Washington. I love the outdoors. I am 25 years old. I just do not know how to change it. I love Camping, Fishing, Hiking, Working Out, Hunting, Snowboarding, Snow Machining, Four-Wheeling. I love kids, and kids love me. I have been in the Marine Corps just about 8 years. I have seen about 20 different countries. Family is very important to me. I am easy going. I try and keep myself occupied as much as possible. I workout or run six times a week. I am a great listener.

I'm in college. I work 4 months out of the year.. Gotta love that baseball. I try to keep out of trouble, although it doesn't always end up that way.

Hey you guys! I'm a pretty cool down-to-earth kinda guy. College Junior here. I'm a pretty positive person and I like to listen and talk to people. Everyone should have to chance to be listened to. I'm pretty funny and I'm not two-faced; I'm myself to everyone. I like to go out to the movies and get lost in the movie like a suspense. It's so cool how when you're watching a movie, you forget about everything else and your problems and you can just enjoy yourself and your time watching the movie. What else is there to say about me... uh Life is cool. Life's too short so live your life to the fullest. I like school, but then again I hate it. I like it because I get to see a lot of people and I like being social. Sometimes I enjoy what we do in class, but I'm not fond of homework... lol. I used to go to Cibola High School, and I also graduated with my Associate's Degrees in Business and Psychology! I now attend Northern Arizona University to continue getting all the way to my Doctorate in Psychology/Psychiatry. =

First is I love God. I am and always have been "the glass is half full" kind of gal. Worries get you no where. There is a positive resolution to most everything! Although I live in the southwest, I watch hockey. I am a huge REDWINGS fan.

Hi, My name is Robert Scherer. I love to keep in shape by through various exercises such as running and weight training. My favorite sport is track and field, because I believe it is the only sport in which you can prove you are better or worse than someone else. It is quite a blast being able to ride a motorcycle school/work. I enjoy hanging out with my friends... and family (who know how to have fun better than anyone else I have ever met). I absolutely love children. I like all types of animals. I am a very hysterical individual. I don't judge people on first impression. And finally, I am completely respectful of women.

My name is Brent. I have a 3 year old son. If you wanna know anything else, just ask.

I like to have fun, but donâ??t always have to be doing something to have a good time. Everyone tells me I am medium maintenance so I guess I can come off as stuck up until you get to know me. I like to go out to the bars but I donâ??t mind hanging in the back yard with friends with a few beers. In the summer I spend most of my time at the river with friends and in the winter usually around a fire.

What can i say bout myself. Im new to this whole online dating. Im 20 bout to turn 21 on dec. 29. That way so u can get me a gift lol j/k. Im single 5'9" average/athletic body and light tan skin. I am hispanic and proud of my culture. Im a big sports fanatics. I love football, steelers baby!! I played football in high school and loved and missing it. I also like basketball, im a phoenix suns fan. I like to watch some Mexican league soccer but i dont like to play it. Im a friendly, cool, very respectful person and know how to treat a ladie. You have any questions feel free to ask, dont be shy ok.

This is my least favorite part. I never know what to say or whether I've said too much or not enough. Let's see, I have been told that I am bubbly,cute, energetic, young at heart, and that I don't look my age. I work with children...maybe that's what helps keep me young!

Reading is one of my loves. Unfortunately I haven't had as much time this year to read as much as I like. I'm hoping to rectify that soon.

Listening to music is another love. My car was in the shop recently and I had a rental car. I really missed my XM radio! I know, I know, I'm spoiled but I'm worth it! I used to turn music on at home and just dance. Haven't done that in awhile and I think it's something I need to start doing again. It's good for the soul. And you can't have music without dancing! When I'm dancing it's me and the music...it's like we become one...the beat drives me. And it can be so sensual, very sexy! Damn, I think I need to turn some music on and just dance. Would you like to join me?

I am on a journey of self discovery...finding out what I like/don't like, trying new things and enjoying life.

I love to travel. Haven't had a chance to do as much as I'd like. I would love to take a cruise. I dream of getting away and seeing the world. I went to Chicago a couple of years ago and absolutely loved it!

I am kind of shy when first meeting people but once I get to know people, the real me comes out. I am honest, reliable, loyal and a really good listener. I could either be man's best friend or a Girl Scout! Wait a minute. I was a Girl Scout!

I like and find myself attracted to people with a sense of humor...like a moth to the flame. A man with a sense of humor, one that can make me laugh, will definitely endear himself to me. Humor is like an aphrodisiac to me. I appreciate healthy sarcasm and can be a little sarcastic if the situation calls for it. I love to laugh and have fun. I've been known to play a few practical jokes on people.

Family is really important to me. I was brought up to believe that family will be there for you no matter what. Even when you don't want them to be!

As far as what I'm looking for...hmmm...let's see. Someone who's willing to take the time to become friends and get to know me...my likes, dislikes, fears, dreams, what makes me, me. Someone who's honest and won't play games and jerk me around. Someone responsible,spontaneous,understanding. A sense of humor is a must. There's a time to be serious but life is so much more fun when you're having a good time. I like good conversation, good food, good friends, and laughing.

I like going out to the movies, dinner, hiking. Whenever I go to San Diego I try to do something I can't do here...like going to the beach/bay, museums, concerts. Went to a hookah lounge in October. I don't smoke but wanted to try it. As I said earlier, I'm not getting any younger and am wanting to try some new things.

I've kissed some frogs in my life...it's time for me to find my prince!

I'd like to meet new people and possibly make some new friends along the way. And maybe, just maybe I'll meet someone to accompany me on this journey we call life. Either way, it's all good.

As with my life, this profile will undergo changes.

I am a pretty easy going guy, who loves to spend my free time with friends and family. I try to always try new things when presented. Not really into filling these out so just ask me if you want to know more.

lets see... i was born and bred in yuma. i like it here. it may seem too small at times, but if i want a dose of the big city we aren't too far from phx or sd.

i have a houseful of orphaned animals. in total i have two dogs, five sonorans, two sulcatas and a red-eared slider.

having the pups at home tend to make me a home body. oh well. i enjoy watching tv and movies while i sit on the couch with the pups. my latest obsession is criminal minds and ncis. i never watch tv series when they are "current"... just when they are on other channels and they show two to three episodes in a row. i just saw my first re-run so i think i watch too much tv now. awesome. every now again i arrange a dog sitter and drunk driver so the friends and i can hit the town.

i've worked for the same employer now for 10 years and plan on working there many years into the future. i started hanging out there when i was still in elementary school and even running away to college couldn't keep me away. i love my job and tend to have fun every day even though i may stress and complain some times.

motorcycling is a big part of my life and not just hobby. i was raised around them. even though i may not ride every day i start to jones if i don't have a bike in the garage.

is it bad that i want to get 500 characters in this profile. not necessarily for people to know me better. i just want the completion thing to get closer to 100%. i guess that's the over achiever in me.

Im 22, originally from jersey, but now living in arizona. enjoying my life to fullest is a priority.

Well in short summary I like movies
I enjoy being somewhat odd yet grounded.

This is going to be short and sweet! I am a country girl and a southern one at that. I am in Arizona because I have to be right now not because I want to be. I love my kids they will always come first. They are good kids that are being raised right with respect for others and themselves. So a few things i love: Horses, big trucks, lots of mud, Country boys, quads, Football and of course beer.

Im Elizabeth, im an 18 year old from Eau Claire, MI i just recently moved to Yuma to live with my uncle! I have a boyfriend who lives in Michigan, I am just looking for someone to hangout with as friends, because i dont have many here in Yuma yet...I enjoy motocross, watching and riding, playing volleyball, softball, and basketball....i attend Arizona Western to hopefully get a degree in Massage Therapy and to Minor in Nutrition....anything else you want to ask just message me =

I have been in Yuma all of my life. Music is a really big part of my life i sing, play many different musical instruments and I also love to dance. I listen to all sorts of music ranging from opera to pop.